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Apr 24 2020

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Cleaning crews at The Beverly Hilton are probably still vacuuming up the shards of glitter that flew off of Billy Porter when he twirled in that amazing technicolor dreamcape, and are mopping up the Fiji water that people spewed out after realizing they were in the presence of the one and only Fiji Water Girl, and are disinfecting the floor after hundreds of people shit themselves as Baroness Jamie Lee Haden-Guest (seriously, she’s a baroness) sashayed onto the red carpet and they thought, “Damn, Brigitte Nielsen is looking hot after birthing out a baby!” People probably shit out everything in their system and are going to need some probiotics to get their guts good again. I see what you did there Queen of Activia!

Adam Driver Might Have A Secret Two-Year-Old

I had to amend my original headline from Adam Driver Might Be A Secret Daddy, because anyone who gets turned on by moody, hunky weirdos knows that’s no secret. In this case, we’re talking about Adam Driver and a rumor that he’s been a father for two years without anyone having even the slightest hint.

Face-Swap Has Some Convinced Adam Driver Is Really Keanu Reeves

I’ve been a long-time conspiracy theorist that Isla Fisher and Amy Adams are one and the same and always doubt anytime a photo pops up of the “two” of them standing next to each other at an awards show. Apparently some Star Wars and The Matrix aficionados thinks the same with Adam Driver and Keanu Reeves because a Face-Swap switcheroo made everyone cock their heads to the side and mutter, “Well, ain’t that some shit.” Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By The Meteorologist Who Thinks Adam Driver Is Funny

Mashable reports on how Charlotte, North Carolina meteorologist Kaitlin Cody is a big Adam Driver fan. In fact, the Girls actor flusters Kaitlin so much that she loses her professionalism and giggles uncontrollably. Adam is appearing in a live ad during the Superbowl. It was brought up during a newscast, and Adam obviously turns Kaitlin on. Incest does, too?
After learning that Driver is scheduled to appear in a live Super Bowl commercial this year, Cody lauded him as “one of the funniest people on Earth, although I guess you have to watch the show Girls to understand.” Then, she compared him to her brother, which, understandably, we suppose, weirded out her co-anchors. Cue the cry-laughter.

You can watch Kaitlin lose her shit (and possibly her job) in the clip below. I get her about Adam Driver. I watch Girls. Anyone on that show who ISN’T one of the four main sociopaths is automatically going to be delightful and worth a moistening of the drawers as a rule.

Lena Dunham Was Injured By Her Flip-Flop

You probably already saw this story as a breaking news bulletin on CNN, but this highly important post is just in case you didn’t. Lena Dunham tripped over her flip-flop and ended up in the hospital. Fate obviously found her campaign to stop gun violence by defacing movie posters in NYC subway stations as ridiculous and ineffectual as the rest of us and wanted to punish her. The Oberlin College sub-standard sushi activism supporter posted this pic on her Instagram (via Refinery 29).

But seriously I tripped over my flip-flop. Thank you to the amazing team at Lenox Hill who x-rayed me, determined it was just a stupid sprain and sent me back to work, intact but for my pride

I’m glad she’s ok because Girls needs a final season. I hate-watch that show and I need to find out if that fruit basket Hannah Horvath left outside of Adam and Jessa’s door had a pipebomb in it. However, there are some questions. Why the need for the angry/sultry Instagram photoshoot? Would we not have known she was in the hospital without the presence of the stethoscope and johnny? Are those high heels she’s wearing? Did she put those on as a joke considering her injury? Or out of spite? Is this a statement? Is it cultural appropriation to wear high heels on a gurney? Check out some pics of Lena and Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) filming Girls in Brooklyn. Are those the evil flip-flops that hurt her?



Pics: Splash

To Fap Or Not To Fap: Adam Driver And Oscar Isaac Having An Intimate Moment On The Red Carpet

Dude in the back whose thinking, “Should I fap to this or not?“, is all of us. Now that we’ve gotten the attention whores of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiere out of the way, here’s the people who were contractually obligated to be there since they’re in the damn thing. You know, I’d much rather see pictures of Oscar Isaac and John Boyega 69 in the middle of a Stormtrooper circle jerk. But when the universe gives you pictures of the Guatemalan hot piece dry topping the spawn of Jar Jar Binks and Goofy (aka Adam Driver aka Adam from Girls) while checking his tits for lumps, you take them and you don’t complain. But the real star of last night’s red carpet was Carrie Fisher. Carrie Fisher left the real star of her family, Gary Fisher, at home, because he’s probably exhausted from her dragging him around for the press tour and she didn’t want him to die of boredom while watching that shit. During the live stream of the premiere, Carrie, her daughter Billie Lourd and Oscar Isaac took turns interviewing each other and it was messier than her outfit. I wasn’t planning on seeing Star Whores, but if you tell me that there’s a long scene where General Leia destroys the enemy by making their brains combust while interviewing them, I’ll get in line now.

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